[as Dwight is moaning]
Jim Halpert: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
Dwight Schrute: [incoherent mumbling] No you didn’t.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.
Dwight Schrute: [more incoherent mumbling]
Jim Halpert: Yeah, she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
Dwight Schrute: [sobs and reaches out for Jim, who has already walked away]
Jim Halpert: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
Dwight Schrute: [incoherent mumbling] No you didn’t.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.
Dwight Schrute: [more incoherent mumbling]
Jim Halpert: Yeah, she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
Dwight Schrute: [sobs and reaches out for Jim, who has already walked away]
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